HAHA -brags about url-

Haha! Look who has an awesome url now! haha! Anyway, my name is James, welcome to my blog. My smelly girlfriend, Marisa, is at dudeyourperspectiveonlifesuckss.tumblr.com

You will soon find she is amazing and much funnier than I, and you should follow her too. :3

sapphirefiber:

tygermama:

morivan:

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously?Yeeeep.

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

sapphirefiber:

tygermama:

morivan:

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously?

Yeeeep.

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

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kflub:

Social fucking commentary from a cartoon

(via totallynotmisha)

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

(via totallynotmisha)

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jakemalik:

I love when that first kid in the class that screams “OH MY GOD ITS SNOWING” and the whole class turns and looks out the window and freaks out like they’ve never seen snow

(Source: hi, via totallynotmisha)

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

(via spiritofgracekelly)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via toss-some-jello-trossarello)

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

(via thegentofpiss)

I don’t see whats wrong with being made of teeth

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

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funfrom4chan:

To Infinity

funfrom4chan:

To Infinity

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funfrom4chan:

and beyond

funfrom4chan:

and beyond

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dudeyourperspectiveonlifesuckss:

This week on James does things.

HEY LOOK THATS ME

mautzz:

solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study
but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.
Love her

wow
in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room 

mautzz:

solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study

but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.

Love her

wow

in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room 

(Source: solysstherhinosaurus, via thegentofpiss)